Thirsty Thursday always leading to FML Friday. PGP.

The babysitter cancelled. PGP.

Learning how to cook. PGP.

Skipping lunch because you have to run to the bank. PGP.

Bringing your legal pad to a meeting, and not taking a single note. PGP.

The loaner I was given by the mechanic is nicer than my car he’s repairing. PGP.

Accepting common joint pains. PGP.

Constantly having to spell your name for people. PGP.

Running one mile on the treadmill. PGP.

“Sent from iPhone.” PGP.

Having a big day tomorrow because you’re going to Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

The Oregon Duck seeing all his friends at the pond while he’s at the office in that ESPN commercial. PGP.

Buying the generic brands. PGP.

I’m up till about 12:30 to get lucky, then I’m going to bed. PGP.

Having to explain that your 3-year-old nephew is not your son. PGP.

Adults giving each other nicknames. PGP.

Actually reading the Terms & Conditions. PGP.

Ironing. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.