I’m going to take a meteorologist’s approach to work: “there’s a 50% chance I’ll get this right”

New year, new health insurance deductibles

Just got a $200 raise for the year, umm thanks. PGP

“Hey! February has an extra day this year!” PGP.

Waking up to realize your animal shit on the floor, rolled in it, and napped in 10 different spots. On a Monday. PGP.

Just got a LinkedIn invite from a former Tinder hookup. PGP

“Did you get your W2 yet?” PGP

The look of judgement on the pharmacist’s face when I get my adderall refilled. PGP.

Forgetting your headphones, then buying new ones in the train station because you can’t be alone with your thoughts for a whole day. PGP.

Always being told things are about to “ramp up” next week. PGP

Still waiting on the year-end bonus I was promised.

If my office is cluttered I’m “unorganized” but if it’s clean and tidy I’m “not busy”. PGP.