“We should get you trained up on that”. PGP.

I think I have a work Grandma. PGP.

“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

Nobody in my office is Work Wife material. PGP.

How much can I earn “moving that dope”?

I actually met my girlfriend of almost 2 years on Tinder. PGP.

I called in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

Back to back baby showers this Saturday.

Developing a violent melatonin dependence. PGP

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

My ex-girlfriend got a boob job.

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.