The pre-workout and adderal combo made me vomit and killed any chance of me going to the gym. PGP

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Sounds like someone in my office is sending a text using T9 with button sound on full volume. PGP.

Quickly realizing you can’t keep up on your first spring break of grad school.

Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54pm on Saturday, because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

Arranging your groceries on the checkout belt so the healthier stuff hides the junk food. PGP.

Started dreaming about getting errands and chores done.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

I can’t wear slim fit shirts anymore.