“You look like you had fun this weekend.” PGP.

Joined a Facebook group for my 10 year high school reunion and there are more classmates I don’t remember than ones I do. PGP

I went to bed at halftime last night.

Won my office March Madness pool. First place prize is “bragging rights” PGP

Went to bed at tip off but telling everybody I watched the whole game. PGP.

Happy Birthday messages on LinkedIn from people you don’t know.

Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.

Sent a follow-up email to a recruiter from an interview last week. Spelled their name wrong.

Girls didn’t look like that when I was in college. PGP

My boss didn’t reply to my text asking if I could work from home because it’s snowing all day today. PGP.

My work’s “happy” hour is being held in the hallway outside of my cubicle.