Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

Some people prefer raw juice cleanses…I prefer bud light cleanses.

Dreams of early retirement, realities of working until 60 or later. PGP.

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

Woke up and it was only Thursday.

My time card is going to require some serious creativity this week.

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

When your workbook is so massive that excel can’t locate the circular reference for you. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

That guy that comes into your office to small talk when you have headphones in. PGP

Interviewed for a job that I don’t want just to get out of the current one I’m in. PGP

My credit score went down a point. PGP.