My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.

Conveniently having a meeting or work to do every time somebody asks you if you wanna get lunch together. PGP.

Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.

Getting Windows 10 on your work computer. PGP.

Got stuck behind a school bus all the way to work today.

After I went home sick on Friday my manager ate my candy. PGP.

Just realized that “All Killer, No Filler” by Sum 41 is 15 years old. PGP.

My apartment application was denied. PGP.

“Yeah, I’m gonna have to stop you right there…” PGPM.

I teared up watching Parent Trap on Nick at Nite last night. PGP.

Being the young guy in the office that all the old guys talk to about your weekend so they can live vicariously through you. #PGP

My crockpot broke this week. #PGP