Does anyone actually use the “low importance” option in outlook? PGP.

Got locked out of my Twitter account for “Suspicious Activity.” All I did was change my bio. PGP.

Triple checking your alarm. PGP.

Need to find a drug guy. Coffee is just not getting it done anymore. PGP.

Fantasy football scouting has officially taken over my lunch break. PGP.

People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

“This site is best experienced with Ad-Blockers turned off.” PGP.

Putting my family group text on ‘do not disturb.’ PGP.

The summer intern whom I’d never spoken to added me on LinkedIn after his last day. PGP.

Having sunday scaries Sunday through Thursday. PGP.

Sometimes the best part of my day is riding the elevator alone. PGP.

If I had a dollar for every time I threw up on myself in the morning on my way to work, I’d probably have enough to cover happy hour this evening.