Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.

Not having the premium version of Acrobat on your personal laptop. PGP.

The internet is super slow because everyone is streaming The Masters. PGP.

I’m the only person on my floor who can physically put in a new water jug on the cooler. PGP.

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGpowermove.

ESPN, CNN, BBC, refresh, repeat. PGP.

Saw my boss coming from 100ft away but pretended like I didn’t and didn’t hold the door for her. PGpowermove.

Fuck you and your cc-ing habit. PGP.

I used to see Tetris in my sleep when I was a kid. Now I see Excel. PGP.

Changing my PGP profile picture is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGpowermove.

“You look like you had fun this weekend.” PGP.

Joined a Facebook group for my 10 year high school reunion and there are more classmates I don’t remember than ones I do. PGP.

I went to bed at halftime last night. PGP.

Won my office March Madness pool. First place prize is “bragging rights.” PGP.

Went to bed at tip off but telling everybody I watched the whole game. PGP.

Happy Birthday messages on LinkedIn from people you don’t know. PGP.