Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.
The anxiety that hits when you enter a coworker’s office and they say “Close the door.” PGP.
Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.
I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.
Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.
I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.
Throwing out your shoulder while playing a game of Golden Tee. PGP.
Can we all just agree that the international sign for “Leave me alone” is eating lunch at your desk? PGP.
Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.
My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.
I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.
I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.