No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

When you see the requisition for the job you just interviewed for reopened. PGP.

Getting Company tickets but no access to the suite. PGP.

“You’ll start getting the picture in about 6 months.” PGP.

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight. PGP.

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

I’m going to need you to take ownership of any problems that may arise throughout the day. PGP.

Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Found a cheap microwave meal that I actually like, but my coworkers don’t like the smell so I can’t bring it anymore. PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. PGP.

HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging in mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.” PGP.

I don’t want to sleep, I need to sleep. PGP.

“Let me tie up a few loose ends and get back to you.” PGP.

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Even my department’s administrative assistant knows I’m the lowest in rank and doesn’t fulfill my requests on time. PGP.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Who’s going to own the action item on this? PGP.

Old coworker just entered the bathroom with a novel under his arm. I was jealous of his foresight. PGP.

Working out to fight gravity. PGP.