Conference room wars. PGP.

Someone just farted while walking by my cube. PGP.

Fly flew into my coffee and died. PGP.

There is a constant parade of kids trick or treating through my office. PGP.

Overdrafted my account buying Plan B. PGP.

Girl who reports to me is sporting a sexy princess costume in the office today. Now my boss says I have to have a conversation about appropriate office attire with her. I used to like Halloween. PGP.

My most liked picture on my Instagram is of my sister’s kid. PGP.

I was too tired to go out and enjoy Halloween. PGP.

My city is going absolutely batshit over the Cubs. I’m a Twins fan. PGP.

IT didn’t bother to remove the “Give Away” sticker on my “new” laptop. PGP.

“Happy Friday!” PGP.

Got in late for the first time in over a year. Coworker decided to break out the “Just get here when you can” comment. PGP.