“Did you vote?!” PGP.

My boss isn’t letting us leave early for voting day. PGP.

What is the mannequin challenge? PGP.

My boss thinks it’s necessary to forward company-wide emails to us. PGP.

Waiting to send a wedding RSVP back til the last day on the off chance you actually find a plus one. PGP.

I’m way too hungover to be in the office today. PGP.

I almost set the office on fire today. PGP.

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

The appetite of a 13-year-old boy with the metabolism of a 44-year-old man. PGP.

Got a concussion playing beer league kickball. PGP.

Got caught taking a personal phone call in my building’s stairwell. PGP.

My roommates are from Cleveland. PGP.