I want to get a more adult haircut, but I don’t know how. PGP.

The salesman showing me dress shirts made me describe to him what I do for a living. PGP.

Went to a bar to watch the fight. Couldn’t make it to the main event. PGP.

Fell off my couch on Saturday night while sleeping and knocked myself out. PGP.

According to the 17 separate emails, it’s clear that my boss does not comprehend the concept of the weekend. PGP.

Only veteran in my department, only one in my department at work today. PGP.

SHARP training. PGP.

My wife turned a discussion about me getting a raise in the near future into a fight. PGP.

Not emotionally strong enough to let go of my .edu email. PGP.

Have to rewatch a Friday Night Tykes episode again because I missed I fell asleep during the championship game. PGP.

I tweeted at my local news anchor this morning. It wasn’t the first time. PGP.

Having to work on Veterans Day because the stock market is open. PGP.