Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.
Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.
My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.
Handling the stress of working 8 to 6, and then coming home to your parents. PGP.
Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.
Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.
I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP
I need 3+ years experience for an entry level job, and Trump was able to win with no experience. PGP.
Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”
Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.
Just swiped right because I saw granite counters and stainless steel. PGP.
Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.