You either fall into one of two categories when it comes to “House Of Cards”: you love it or don’t care about it. No matter where you fall on the scale of devotedness, everyone can learn a thing or two…Read More »

‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when all through the town, All your friends are pregaming, gettin’ down to clown; Product is applied to your hair with care, In hopes that your ex would soon be there; Your parents are nestled…Read More »

Image via Caitlin Coving Happy fall, ladies! You’ve been instagramming photos of the beautiful, autumn leaves using the Nashville filter to really make your backyard trees look artificial. Natural beauty is so in these days. After months of dressing in…Read More »

Every so often, something comes up on the internet that I have to respond to. Something so absurd, nonsensical, and flat out infuriating that it warrants a response. It deserves to be dragged out into the street, stripped down and…Read More »

Throughout my life, I’ve been the class clown, the funny guy, the power move pulling, hell raising, dick joke slinging internet man who was quick with wit and always had a one-liner ready. It might sound ridiculous to those who…Read More »

A rambunctious night out with your boys or guuurls is often the cure for whatever ails you, but sometimes you just want to get drunk with the person who understands you the best. No, not Mr. Rogers — he’s still…Read More »

The American male is hurting. Unlike the men of the Greatest Generation and the Baby Boomers, we live in an America of veggie burgers, tofurky, male manicures, shaved chests, and the healthcare.gov pajama guy. There are children’s sports leagues that…Read More »