#AfterSex Selfies Are The Newest Terrible Trend On Instagram


First, it was Instagram selfies of the regular variety. Then came the Instagram try-hards and their legion of #blessed/#lovemylife/#LYLAS photos littered across your feed. Now, it’s the #Aftersex selfie. The idea is that you take a selfie, presumably after having sex with someone else, or maybe just your hand, and upload it to Instagram. Obviously this is a response to the national demand for images of unattractive strangers kissing and spooning to clog our newsfeeds.

The hashtag already has a ton of images uploaded under it, including a bunch that are inexplicably in the results but the hashtags are in Russian. I guess this trend is crossing national borders. Maybe we can get a post-coital selfie of Vladamir Putin and Yulia Tymoshenko to end the Ukrainian crisis? #AfterSexButBeforeInvasion? If more of our international diplomacy was conducted in the bedroom, I think things would go a lot more smoothly.

You can tell what kind of people are doing this. The worst kind:

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Just do less.

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Jack Quesinberry

Recent graduate from the University of Maryland working in the biotech industry. I like to spend my weekends in DC ensuring my future political career will be one filled with a number of great scandals and equally great Sunday brunches. My alter ego is Whiskey Ginger.

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