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As I’m sure you’re all depressingly aware, college kids that have no idea how good they’ve got it are in the midst of another glorious spring break. Well, our friends over at TotalFratMove.com are holding their annual spring break photo contest, so even if we’re stuck in our dark, cold offices and cubicles, we can still soak up a little bit of the unbridled excellence that is spring break.
Below are 15 of the most popular (safe for work) photos from The Total Frat Move Spring Break 2014 Photo Contest.
WARNING: If you want to view the entire contest, you probably want to do so on your phone. It gets awesomely dirty in there.
VIEW THE ENTIRE NSFW CONTEST HERE
Looks like slightly more fun than being in the goddamn office.
Maybe I’ll go shotgun a Red Bull in the bathroom.
What I would give to be in that boat.
They look like fun.
I would love nothing more than to hit that kid in the face with my keyboard.
Sigh.
If this idiot is pulling babes in a Batman speedo and mask, surely I’ve still got a chance.
Someone come bury me. Please.
Hitting balls of the back of a private yacht? Fuck you, kid.
For the love of God, cherish it.
Don’t they know HR doesn’t approve of keg stands?
That doesn’t look fun. Oh great, now I’m in denial.
That chalice doe.
Great, now I’m hungry again.
God bless America, and God bless spring break.
VIEW THE ENTIRE NSFW CONTEST HERE
In light of their spring break photo contest, we’ve decided to host our own PGP Spring Break Photo Contest. Submit your photos with the caption “PGP Spring Break” and we’ll compile the best into a gallery so that we can all bask in misery together.
Examples of PGP Spring Break pics:
-Laying on the floor of the office on a beach towel in a bathing suit
-Shotgunning Red Bull in the bathroom
-Snorting a line of Emergen-C off your desk
-Double-fisting coffee and water
You get the idea. Submit your best PGP Spring Break photos here.
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Scrolling through these pictures was a form of torture that has to be worse than water boarding.
Gotta go in with the right mindset.
That kid’s never gonna make it to Q school with that swing.