Shambles can be found either working on new recipes in the kitchen, making decisions that will inevitably give him incredible amounts of anxiety, and generally being a walking contradiction of a person.
I mean if you’re chilling outside whatever, you do you. But during the ceremony? C’mon man. It’s darker then Will’s mind on a Sunday night in there, your iPhone won’t do shit. You think photographers carry 20lbs and $5K of crap around to look cool? No, they look stupid as hell, but it works. Also the photographer is working their ass off, let them do their job (they’re still probably being overpaid, though).
Probably for the best, concussions aren’t fun in my experience. I don’t know what a “worm burner” is because I’m black and don’t understand lacrosse but anything hitting your dick sounds really bad.
Wait wait, do you mean people who don’t sower at night and in the morning? I shower at night partly because I don’t want to sleep in whatever filth I’ve built up during the day
Oh ho ho, that Michigan play. Definitely the most embarassing special teams moment at any level of football this weekend, yup. Let’s all have a good chuckle about it and never think about any other 4th down this weekend ever again. Especially not SNF.
I’d humbly submit one more: watching “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” with 6 glasses of ice (it doesn’t matter what kind. You’re going to abandon them soon anyways) and two bottles of cheap pinot grig. Pour into the glasses and try to finish before the ice melts, then just give up and go straight from the bottle. It’s a little early to say how I feel about the show, but so far it’s exactly the same as how I feel when I drink white wine on ice: fantastic.
I really hope the article on manscaping and lasagna is real, these are important things in my life.
Watching Oregon fall apart like that was better than most of the sex I’ve had. Flea flicker after a pick that ends in a leftie TD pass from the RB? Punt hitting the skycam wire, and the second attempt ending in a 30-something yard scramble by the punter? Just beautiful
In defense of (my) occasional vertical videos, sometimes the phone (that I own) freaks out if it’s not being held perfectly steady (by me) and flips the video on its own.
You gotta yell “WORLDSTAR” when you feel it tho. It’s instinctual, just happens.
This meal is cheaper than my rent. PGP
I mean if you’re chilling outside whatever, you do you. But during the ceremony? C’mon man. It’s darker then Will’s mind on a Sunday night in there, your iPhone won’t do shit. You think photographers carry 20lbs and $5K of crap around to look cool? No, they look stupid as hell, but it works. Also the photographer is working their ass off, let them do their job (they’re still probably being overpaid, though).
Probably for the best, concussions aren’t fun in my experience. I don’t know what a “worm burner” is because I’m black and don’t understand lacrosse but anything hitting your dick sounds really bad.
Yeah man, you wet her bed remember? Geez, those concussions are really getting to you.
SOULJA BOY TELL ‘EM!
Sometimes, I come to PGP to complain like an asshole.
And sometimes, I come to PGP to be reminded to stop complaining like an asshole.
Boy howdy do I miss Luck…
#STOPFUCKBOYS2016
#BUTTSTUFF2016
Wait wait, do you mean people who don’t sower at night and in the morning? I shower at night partly because I don’t want to sleep in whatever filth I’ve built up during the day
I’m black and have two coffee settings- black, and grande skinny pumpkin spice latte with an extra shot of syrup and whip.
Oh ho ho, that Michigan play. Definitely the most embarassing special teams moment at any level of football this weekend, yup. Let’s all have a good chuckle about it and never think about any other 4th down this weekend ever again. Especially not SNF.
I’d humbly submit one more: watching “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend” with 6 glasses of ice (it doesn’t matter what kind. You’re going to abandon them soon anyways) and two bottles of cheap pinot grig. Pour into the glasses and try to finish before the ice melts, then just give up and go straight from the bottle. It’s a little early to say how I feel about the show, but so far it’s exactly the same as how I feel when I drink white wine on ice: fantastic.
I really hope the article on manscaping and lasagna is real, these are important things in my life.
“Postporntum Depression”, or “The Black Mirror of Loneliness”
Black screen reflects my shame,
Empty soul like endless skies.
One last try, Tinder.
You know what? In the name of equality I’m gonna drop my Alcoholic Rambo costume and do a slutty guy costume instead. Open to suggestions
Really had my fingers crossed on him bring from Florida
“Dollar margaritas and chill?”
Actually that sounds kinda risky
Oh you know just chillin. something something, slide into my DMs if you hit up the Bay
California? ‘sup?
Watching Oregon fall apart like that was better than most of the sex I’ve had. Flea flicker after a pick that ends in a leftie TD pass from the RB? Punt hitting the skycam wire, and the second attempt ending in a 30-something yard scramble by the punter? Just beautiful
In defense of (my) occasional vertical videos, sometimes the phone (that I own) freaks out if it’s not being held perfectly steady (by me) and flips the video on its own.
You gotta yell “WORLDSTAR” when you feel it tho. It’s instinctual, just happens.