Okay, the shirt isn’t that big. But if he sized down, it would definitely be too small. But just the cut of the shirt with the way it falls on his body makes him wonder to himself, “Man, is this too big?” before coming to us and asking the same question. It’s just a simple Patagonia long sleeve t-shirt, but so you have a visual of what we’re working with here, it’s this. Truth be told, it’s a great shirt. I have two.
All I know is that Matt Cisneros, Grandex’s SVP of Sales & Business Development, is really self-conscious about his shirt and I need to put him over the edge. He’s the one on the right in the above photo, next to Dillon and Ross. I’ve just been sitting here at my desk trying to come up with ideas for jokes to walk into his office and drop on him, but nothing is sticking out more than the others.
Here’s what I’ve got so far, and I’m not opposed to outside opinions.
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