Revert back to your degenerate ways. The window of opportunity to drink, do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day…. seriously though, don’t go out of your way to settle down. Focus on enjoying your last couple years of college, just try not to be a dick about it. If you happen to meet the right girl, you’ll know.
Girl has a 2016 white range rover that she never uses. Todd has a Tahoe his parents bought for him in college. Still keeps his lacrosse stick in the back, if I remember correctly.
Came here to say the same thing. I lol’d at “first week in March.”
I enjoy these as much, if not more than the actual columns. Someone hire this man as a remote writer. Looking at you @dave.
I would argue that if you’ve been in that situation multiple times, then it did not work out at least once.
Without reading this and based off your previous articles, you don’t need 280 characters.
Revert back to your degenerate ways. The window of opportunity to drink, do drugs, and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day…. seriously though, don’t go out of your way to settle down. Focus on enjoying your last couple years of college, just try not to be a dick about it. If you happen to meet the right girl, you’ll know.
Or he already is in a relationship and suddenly got a conscious…
This was really dumb yet I enjoyed it immensely. Keep ‘em coming.
Hits real close to home.
Spoiler alert. The hit man is Devin.
Confirming your wedding song take – my parents were introduced to can’t stop the feeling and hers were introduced to happy.
22 years… look at the PGP target audience expanding.
My office doesn’t even have a snack shelf
But they look anyway utilizing the perfect angle and at least 2 mirrors.
“Couple of nude people walk out of your bathroom blindfolded like a god damn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend”
“chugged a concoction of whiskey, Nyquil, and orange juice to stay healthy before.”
My immediate go-to at the first sign of sickness. Works wonders.
Keep a roll on deck at all times.
Signed and notarized
That’s the sweet spot right there
Girl has a 2016 white range rover that she never uses. Todd has a Tahoe his parents bought for him in college. Still keeps his lacrosse stick in the back, if I remember correctly.
Duda was fired from Grandex months ago. Get with times, man.