Jealous of Obama because he gets to quit his job today. PGP.
Asking “Who do you know here?” at a party. TFM.
Asking “Who do you know here?” at a networking event. PGP.
Taking a PTO day with plans to get hammered the night before because, “It’s been a while.” PGP.
I’m super excited about this comforter I just ordered. It’s going to be great. PGP.
Sat at my desk and realized I left my computer at home. PGP.
6/6 getting a kiss on the first date. 0/6 in securing a second date. PGP.
Is LinkedIn Job Seeker Premium tax deductible? PGP.
Already planning for the raise I won’t be getting. PGP.
My department was the only one in the building required to work on MLK day. PGP.
Got deployed, wife threw out all my Frat Tees. PGP.
People actually work on Fridays at the new job. PGP.
The office prick reminding everyone Monday is only 3 days away. PGP.
Office colleague sharing unsolicited stories of their children or grandchildren. PGP.
Saw used toilet paper in the office bathroom trash can. What kind of animal doesn’t flush it down the toilet? PGP.
Just went to HEB solely for ketchup and wine. PGP.
Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.
Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.
My four hour flight didn’t have wifi. This was more upsetting than it should have been. PGP.
I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.
CFA results today. Either way I have to spend the next 4 months alone studying. PGP.