Getting a good night’s sleep, but still depending on coffee to get through the day. PGP.
Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.
Boss described my job as “holding down the fort.” PGP.
Everyone around me is either in a committed relationship or too old to hang out together. PGP.
New guy’s name is Brady…he’s a complete Todd. PGP.
Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.
Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.
Middle management role with entry-level pay. PGP.
Bright and breezy while at work. Dark and cold when you get off. PGP.
Our vendors have decided to double the cost for everything because my manager is a poor relationship manager. PGP.
Stopped by at a bagel shop this morning and found out the bagel wasn’t toasted after I got to the office. PGP.
Nothing kills a buzz faster than finding out you don’t have President’s Day off at 6 p.m. on Sunday. PGP.
I’ve texted more with my boss in the last two days than anyone else. PGP.
I have two sets of tupperware with similar but not matching lids and it’s slowly driving me insane. PGP.
My life is now just a never ending cycle of Pepto-Bismol and sleeping pills. PGP.
Switched from Spotify to Apple Music just to shake things up this month. PGP.
The only company not taking today off. PGP.
Two and a half hour phone call with Comcast hungover on a Sunday. So this is hell? PGP.
My dog puked on my carpet not even 10 minutes after I finished cleaning my apartment. PGP.
I’m still hungover from day drinking on Sunday. PGP.