Rachel Varina

if it doesn't have snack or seats, i'm not there. hate mail/Sunny references can be sent to [email protected]

Member Since 05/17/2014

Being A Hater Is Vastly Underrated

Will Pretending I’m Pregnant Ruin My Relationship?

There Are Only Four Times When It’s Okay To Match Your SO

9 Very Important Questions I Have About Penises

I Want To Start Instagramming My Food But I Don’t Want To Be A Dick

Will I Ever Love Anyone Enough To Go Inside The Airport To Pick Them Up?

Never Trust Anyone Who Only Has One Lotion

If You’re Not Having A Christmas In July Party, You’re Wrong

In Defense Of “Moist”

The Best Secondary Characters In “The Office,” Ranked