Jesus.. is everyone in the league a terrible drafter? I feel like some collusion has already taken place if Carter’s Crusaders has lesean, graham, demaryius, marshall, and murray.
Referring to $275,000 annual income as not substantial is like entering the special olympics by faking a disability, then getting destroyed by the competition
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Just Bwendan saying “Yah..?” over and over
Supervisor had a brown belt with black shoes. I had to go home sick
Bumble: where women get to try their own creative pickup lines like “hi” and “hey” and “hello”
I have a BM nearly every day… usually I try to do it on company time, but on weekends I’m forced to crap at home.
Do you actually not know why Kanye is famous, or did you just feel that Kim/Kanye hate was an original, thought-provoking bullet point?
DBAD is also the simplified version of the 10 commandments.
School food was shitty long before Barack was elected. Stop whining and eat it, it builds character.
Jesus.. is everyone in the league a terrible drafter? I feel like some collusion has already taken place if Carter’s Crusaders has lesean, graham, demaryius, marshall, and murray.
I am just now coming to understand how creepy I am on Snapchat
Referring to $275,000 annual income as not substantial is like entering the special olympics by faking a disability, then getting destroyed by the competition
you appear to have mistyped “How I Met Your Dead Mother”
Nebraska is a Big Ten school, not Big Twelve
This is a much better read than A Step-By-Step Guide to Becoming Atrophy Wife
Because after a woman describes you as funny, making a joke shouldn’t be surprising, nor a reason to kick you out. #YesAllMen
Lists like this are why those “millennials are the participation trophy generation” articles come from.
Hey, its the person from the “Why I’m still a virgin” article!
Is it true that if you don’t use it, you lose it?
Sounds like she should’ve started at his bottom
Binders full of Skymalls
…Dad?!