Responding to sales emails with a clip of Chevy Chase saying “Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass, Kiss His Ass, Kiss Your Ass.” PGP.
Wife won’t let me buy a recliner. PGP.
I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.
I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.
Dick Perry is back and even more of a mess than ever.
Is there a phone number out there whose menu options haven’t changed? PGP.
I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.
Getting completely blindsided by your bi-annual car insurance payment. PGP.
Jared Leto visited our office for some reason today. Almost asked him if he’s still handling the Fisher account. PGP.
My college girlfriend telling me, “You don’t have fun anymore”. PGP.
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