Thinking your girlfriend is physically attracted to you. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

I shit more in one day than I did a week in college. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

The last time I blacked out was on leg day. PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

Today I was told not to make eye contact with a client. PGP.

Being so out of shape you can drink a 40 faster than you can run a 40. PGP