Lovely bachelor in his early 20's grew up as a suburban "country" boy, graduated from a state school in Pennsylvania, and now lives in the concrete jungle otherwise known as NYC.
Yeah also Tyrion Lannister escapes Kings Landing, murders his father and Shae his former lover. You find out there is a living male Targaryen besides Dany – he was the boy that the Mountain supposedly killed. And Stannis Baratheon saves the night’s watch from the Wildling army.
None of these events are in chronological order though. FYI.
A weekend bender of Pokemon Red can ruin a relationship if the ole ball and chain catches you. Just kidding none of us actually have a relationship, game away!!
#4 Outdoors – ZOO: Gent’s as long as you can hold a social conversation with a girl this has endless potential to end however you wish it to. Looking to date this girl and take her home to Mom, great! Start off with the zoo, she will love it and great way to get to know each other, see some cool animals and she’ll tell her friends to make them jealous.
If you’re looking to bang, what better way to get her into a mood than take her to see some “cute” animals. Afterwards offer to take her to a nice, but doesn’t need to be too nice, dinner and offer to end with a movie or drinks back at your place. Boom.
I actually just took my Gameboy on a cross country business flight. I don’t know why I just knew I had a 3 hour lay over and reading a book just didn’t feel right. Best business trip travel of my life.
Every girl I meet tells me they like the “short stubby beard”. Therefore I never shave and always just take some hair clippers to do an all around trim. Save money on razors and meet the ladies demands.
I’m not sure whats more depressing. The fact that I graduated a year before all my pledge brothers and they’re at Mrytle Beach right now, or that it was 64 degrees in NYC yesterday and tomorrow it’s going to be back down to 30..
Next article.. what type of Father will you be? Which the best answer will be – “None of the above, I’m going to stay an eligible bachelor my whole life”
But what exactly are the contents of a Quesarito? Do you make a quesadilla than rewrap it in a burrito? Or does one just order the contents of a regular quesadilla, except its in a burrito… But wouldn’t that just be a burrito?? So confused…
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You’re right about one thing. Girls don’t poop.
Yeah I’m losing the top of my crown at age 24, I sincerely hope I see a Hair Club for Men gift card in my stocking next Christmas.
80% of my income goes to Rent, Cable & Electric bills, and commuting costs. NYC is as expensive as they come.
Thanks for taking one for the team!
Yeah also Tyrion Lannister escapes Kings Landing, murders his father and Shae his former lover. You find out there is a living male Targaryen besides Dany – he was the boy that the Mountain supposedly killed. And Stannis Baratheon saves the night’s watch from the Wildling army.
None of these events are in chronological order though. FYI.
Smoke and a pancake?
A weekend bender of Pokemon Red can ruin a relationship if the ole ball and chain catches you. Just kidding none of us actually have a relationship, game away!!
For the fellas, follow Abigail Ratchford on instagram. You’re Welcome.
#4 Outdoors – ZOO: Gent’s as long as you can hold a social conversation with a girl this has endless potential to end however you wish it to. Looking to date this girl and take her home to Mom, great! Start off with the zoo, she will love it and great way to get to know each other, see some cool animals and she’ll tell her friends to make them jealous.
If you’re looking to bang, what better way to get her into a mood than take her to see some “cute” animals. Afterwards offer to take her to a nice, but doesn’t need to be too nice, dinner and offer to end with a movie or drinks back at your place. Boom.
I actually just took my Gameboy on a cross country business flight. I don’t know why I just knew I had a 3 hour lay over and reading a book just didn’t feel right. Best business trip travel of my life.
Every girl I meet tells me they like the “short stubby beard”. Therefore I never shave and always just take some hair clippers to do an all around trim. Save money on razors and meet the ladies demands.
Laguna Beach brooooo
This sucked.
I’m not sure whats more depressing. The fact that I graduated a year before all my pledge brothers and they’re at Mrytle Beach right now, or that it was 64 degrees in NYC yesterday and tomorrow it’s going to be back down to 30..
Besides #4, none of these should actually apply. Unless you’re a lazy good for nothing 20 something year old who likes being fat and unsuccessful.
I can’t wait for all the hipsters in Brooklyn to cringe when they hear this news.
Next article.. what type of Father will you be? Which the best answer will be – “None of the above, I’m going to stay an eligible bachelor my whole life”
I have a 40lb fully grown American Pit Bull Terrier.. not all dogs under 50lbs are pointless there buddy.
Kinda was..
But what exactly are the contents of a Quesarito? Do you make a quesadilla than rewrap it in a burrito? Or does one just order the contents of a regular quesadilla, except its in a burrito… But wouldn’t that just be a burrito?? So confused…