Submitting TFM posts when you’re 34 and married. PGP.

I still throw up in parking lots. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn profile pic. PGP.

I still make out in bars.PGP

Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

These Cyber Monday deals aren’t that good. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.