Whiskey Warrior

Member Since 01/24/2014

Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Spent all weekend logged on the company’s Google account while looking for other jobs. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Really feeling this LL Bean catalog. I thought they just made book bags. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

Post Grad Problems

When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Anna Kendrick Is Still Single, Despite The Internet’s Claim She Wasn’t

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Taco Bell Unveils The New Quesarito, Tells Chipotle To Watch The F*#^ Out