Talking about corporate the way I used to talk about Nationals in college. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.

Spent all weekend logged on the company’s Google account while looking for other jobs. PGP.

Really feeling this LL Bean catalog. I thought they just made book bags. PGP.

I just played the “maybe I have another offer, maybe I don’t” game with a couple companies, and got one to up my offer. PGPM.

When I get bored at work, I just get pictures of goats off the internet and send the pictures to my coworkers in emails marked “important.” PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.