When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.

Scooped up some new Tupperware on Prime Day. PGP

When your boss suggests buying or doing things that he certainly knows aren’t affordable on your salary. PGP.

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.