Caroline has turned from everybody’s fun, booze loving, IDGAF girl to The Protagonists’ confidant and an equally insufferable girl. I don’t like this change. #MakeCarolineGreatAgain
Exact quote from my mom when I was relaying this story to her: “I haven’t bought something from Best Buy in years. They fucked me too many times.” While this could be about lots of things, I pray that it was about her purchases.
As someone who knows next to nothing about the stock market, I was very pleasantly surprised at the humor in this article. Not much makes me smile on Tuesday mornings, but this column did.
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Caroline has turned from everybody’s fun, booze loving, IDGAF girl to The Protagonists’ confidant and an equally insufferable girl. I don’t like this change. #MakeCarolineGreatAgain
Yeah okay
Can’t be a legend without haters.
Your expressions after the failed handshake was akin to being voluntold to work on a Saturday.
Exact quote from my mom when I was relaying this story to her: “I haven’t bought something from Best Buy in years. They fucked me too many times.” While this could be about lots of things, I pray that it was about her purchases.
I bought this pain on myself. I don’t deserve pity.
As someone who knows next to nothing about the stock market, I was very pleasantly surprised at the humor in this article. Not much makes me smile on Tuesday mornings, but this column did.
Quote from The Protagonist: “You saying that like it’s a bad thing.”
No matter how big of a house I have, there is no way to escape that blast radius. Nor the blast radius of those tears (and possible snot bubbles).
I can’t deal with the wine jug being that far away during this show. No, the Carlo sits right in front of us on the coffee table for instant refills.
You’ll need to give her more Fireball and less wine for that to happen.
I appreciate your consolation, but I think Chris Hogan should be decent. And we stole him from Rex Ryan, so that’s always a plus.
TGDAG: Attend the wrong wedding
It’s honestly hard to imagine being so good at something that someone would give you a million dollars before you even start working.
#LifeGoals
Nah, just the dudes with bad grammar. *too
The greatest thing to come in to on a Thursday. You’re a savior, Dr. Crick.