I stop doing anything productive around 2:30 on Thursday. PGP.

My friend just bought 80 acres of land as an investment. I just saved 15% in 15 minutes on my car insurance. PGP.

The “Yeah, I can get drunk on $25” conversation with yourself every Friday. PGP.

I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.

Threw my back out sneezing. PGP.

Using your parents’ Amazon Prime account to order their Christmas presents. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.