Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Seeing the “now hiring managers” sign at the drive-thru, and actually thinking about it. PGP.

Being legitimately excited about the new carpet that was installed in the office over the weekend. PGP.

Burned two-thirds of my lunch break in a drive-thru line. PGP.

Applying for your dream job while drunk. PGP.