Low balance alerts. PGP.

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The new guy sits next to me so now I’m expected to be his best friend. PGP.

Kentucky (-18) to make rent. PGP.

The quality of my Wednesday hinges on where some 17-year-old decides to go to college. PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

The most daring thing I’ve done this week was like an Instagram pic by a girl three points out of my league. PGP.