Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

I don’t recognize half the last names on my newsfeed. PGP

Coworker was telling me about his ex-wife. I don’t even have a girlfriend. PGP.

“Other duties as assigned” being the only accurate part of your job description. PGP.

Four hour drive there. One hour meeting. Four hour drive back. PGP.