Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I only trust spam bots that know the difference between “recent” and “resent.” Until you figure that out, I’ll be heavily investing in a new vitamin supplement that cures cancer!!!
Never dated a girl who had tattoos or piercings, other than piercings in their ears, of course. Sorry I only date women that I can bring home to the family.
I’m actually having a great day, even though it’s only Wednesday. I would say you’re the one who seems upset. Break ups can be tough, want to talk about it, bud?
Yeah, I’m 99% sure the mother of my children won’t have tattoos or pierced nipples. Girls who do those things to themselves are not relationship material.
This guy enjoys being hated. He just seems like a really lonely dude who wants people to pay attention to him. It’s kind of pathetic, and I feel sorry for him even though he’s ridiculously rich
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Sounds like a virgin mojito
I had no idea people under 40 got Botox
Meanwhile in the world of hockey, chanting “You Suck” in the Prudential Center is encouraged.
I only trust spam bots that know the difference between “recent” and “resent.” Until you figure that out, I’ll be heavily investing in a new vitamin supplement that cures cancer!!!
Deleted mine a month ago. Between Snapchat and texting, I’m in touch with all my brothers and friends all the time. I don’t miss Facebook at all
Never dated a girl who had tattoos or piercings, other than piercings in their ears, of course. Sorry I only date women that I can bring home to the family.
I’m actually having a great day, even though it’s only Wednesday. I would say you’re the one who seems upset. Break ups can be tough, want to talk about it, bud?
Relax, I’m sure your ex is a very classy woman, Mr. Sensitive.
Hey, congrats on getting Wi-Fi in your trailer park.
Yeah, I’m 99% sure the mother of my children won’t have tattoos or pierced nipples. Girls who do those things to themselves are not relationship material.
We are few… but MIGHTY
I’m guessing the only way to settle who gets to be the Maid of Honor is a fight to the death, right?
I wonder which was worse; the political opinions, or the armpit hair?
Why the hell would anyone want to watch An Inconvenient Truth a decade after it came out?
Probably had a gambling problem and had a lot riding on the game. You might have dodged a bullet
You have to have sex with her and then ghost her to make things even
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess Gary Busey
I doubt he’ll go broke, the guy is pretty liquid: http://fortune.com/2016/01/08/martin-shkreli-net-worth/
Dude, please don’t involve me in your conspiracy to commit a homicide
This guy enjoys being hated. He just seems like a really lonely dude who wants people to pay attention to him. It’s kind of pathetic, and I feel sorry for him even though he’s ridiculously rich