The mom of my friend from high school said the same thing to me a few years ago. Sorry lady but it’s not my fault your kid regularly makes idiotic decisions when I haven’t spoken to him in 8 years. Try holding your kid accountable for me one time, dumbass. She did not appreciate my response.
That is a very ~millennial~ sentence.
That Duda is so hot right now
Goosebumps only.
A real life Capt. Ron
One of my buddies from college is the Wildlife Manager of a billionaire’s ranch in Texas. Pretty sweet gig if you ask me.
thx, B.
Post Malone is my fall aesthetic.
Absolutely love this. Might name my kid TiredGuy after you.
That’s going to be huge for your brand.
Same. It’s just so easy.
Jesus Christ. Are you Ted fucking Bundy?
That shit is on my business card.
You should just send him a link to this article.
Live look at what Fritz makes his girlfriend go though every time he does Whole 30. #Whole30
As a guy, I am a stripper on the side. It does not pay well.
I pulled a few of these tips and was immediately punched in the face. Still worth a shot, just didn’t work for this guy. God’s speed.
Oatmeal cookie at #1? I’ve killed for less.
OK state, baby. All the points.
The mom of my friend from high school said the same thing to me a few years ago. Sorry lady but it’s not my fault your kid regularly makes idiotic decisions when I haven’t spoken to him in 8 years. Try holding your kid accountable for me one time, dumbass. She did not appreciate my response.
Hell yeah, livin’ the dream.