Did you miss out on the Devaney’s/ FUBAR/ Library/ Scoop/ Deko era of UCF? They were tons of fun at 22 and 23. And way easier to go to than downtown Orlando in the pre-uber old days.
…how are people mispronouncing ‘pillow’ and ‘milk’? Also we’d be great friends solely based on this list alone. The pyramid scheme thing someone in the comments mentioned too. Oh my god every time I log on fb and see one of my sorority sisters with their “business”.
There can’t be two rejections so close together on this site. Dillon shot that girl down asking him out in the mailbag (obviously he had a great reason). Say yes!
I turn 30 this year and this idea (not the people in this story) honestly sounds fun. So I don’t know if I should sit down and have a long talk with myself about whether or not I’m terrible. But I do have my own job and actually like my friends and don’t shit talk them or feel in this weird competition with them, so maybe I’m not the worst. The godawful shorthand she uses (“oyskies” made me throw up in my mouth) is unbearable.
Probably would have been for the best you missed the entire game. You don’t seem like an insufferable Patriots fan so I have one molecule of sympathy for you. But just one.
I’m confused about the shoe thing. Maybe because I’m a girl and everything goes in our giant garbage bags that are our purses but is this just for the night before so you don’t forget? Because I feel like if you put a USB in your shoe and then walked with it on you’d break it… plus guys always have pockets in their pants.
Chris Fromm was my boy. Still can’t get the way he said “Pitcher” instead of “picture” and “Penn-Sah-vania” instead “Pennsylvania” out of my head. Passed on the first try and didn’t go broke paying for Barbri.
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Yikes.
My assistant just asked me why I’m sobbing in my office. Great article.
She’s a law student in southern California and training to be a Barre instructor, probably a solid 9…I think that’s your answer.
Did you miss out on the Devaney’s/ FUBAR/ Library/ Scoop/ Deko era of UCF? They were tons of fun at 22 and 23. And way easier to go to than downtown Orlando in the pre-uber old days.
…how are people mispronouncing ‘pillow’ and ‘milk’? Also we’d be great friends solely based on this list alone. The pyramid scheme thing someone in the comments mentioned too. Oh my god every time I log on fb and see one of my sorority sisters with their “business”.
There can’t be two rejections so close together on this site. Dillon shot that girl down asking him out in the mailbag (obviously he had a great reason). Say yes!
Unlike Jenna, you do seem like an insufferable Patriots fan. I have only glee at your loss.
This.^
Deadpool is great.
I turn 30 this year and this idea (not the people in this story) honestly sounds fun. So I don’t know if I should sit down and have a long talk with myself about whether or not I’m terrible. But I do have my own job and actually like my friends and don’t shit talk them or feel in this weird competition with them, so maybe I’m not the worst. The godawful shorthand she uses (“oyskies” made me throw up in my mouth) is unbearable.
Weekly dose of birth control.
Exactly what I was going to comment.
Probably would have been for the best you missed the entire game. You don’t seem like an insufferable Patriots fan so I have one molecule of sympathy for you. But just one.
For real though, PGP needs an article about this for us more elderly, not trying to chase ass, PGPers.
Can’t read your comments in any other voice than the Mr. Meeseeks voice.
I’m confused about the shoe thing. Maybe because I’m a girl and everything goes in our giant garbage bags that are our purses but is this just for the night before so you don’t forget? Because I feel like if you put a USB in your shoe and then walked with it on you’d break it… plus guys always have pockets in their pants.
Chris Fromm was my boy. Still can’t get the way he said “Pitcher” instead of “picture” and “Penn-Sah-vania” instead “Pennsylvania” out of my head. Passed on the first try and didn’t go broke paying for Barbri.
Girl at the end, don’t stop shooting your shot just because you got shot down! Major points for the mailbag date invite.
“You guys need to figure it out, man. This isn’t how adults operate.” -Quote of the year.