The Captain

Member Since 07/18/2013

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

We hired two “quality control officers” to monitor office productivity. My office literally just brought in “The Bobs.” PGP.

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Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

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I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

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Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

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Girlfriend, 401(k), gym membership. Pick one. PGP.

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I have no self control. PGP.

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Tindering while cold calling. PGP.

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Budweiser And Bud Light Flew Us To Vegas For Their World Cup Party, So Naturally We Drank Buds And Got Weird

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

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