Literally told a kid to get off my lawn today. PGP.

Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.

Woman in the cube next to me spent all day making personal calls. She cried multiple time. PGP.

Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP.

Having half of a leftover burger, 2 taquitos, and an apple for lunch. PGP.

I’m getting transferred to the office in the burbs and it’s advised that I move there so I can more easily identify with the rest of the employees. PGPM

My coworkers talk about their kids, I talk about CrossFit. PGPowermove

Everyone in the office is at Oaks drinking bourbon and betting on horses and I’m sitting here in my cube because I don’t have PTO yet. PGP.