Truer words never spoken my friend. I like to think that just happened to be one of those 4 or 5 times in a dudes life where he just falls into a hookup with very little to no effort. Its like the ghost poop of sex.
Damn these sausage fingers! TGDAG…to whom it may concern, in my story, Sperry is named Huckleberry and I still have him because he bonded with me even though he was supposed to be hers (shocking he prefers to be cared for rather than be a convenient Instagram model).
Some kind of primate tendency left over from years of old. Did you wash your hands b4 entry? My money is on peanut fingers + pleasure juice = cool ranch. How else would they make the powder sprinkled over tortillas at Doritos HQ?
Speaking from personal experience, I feel like that moment of balls was the first crack in a long process for Todd to actually end it. TGDAF is scary how analogous it is to my ex… only there’s no rich daddy
I like to think regardless of how rich I had become, I would never spend that much money on plates. Maybe I could understand if it was an heirloom or antique…but everybody knows you don’t eat from the fine china, it’s decorative and is only removed once it gets broken from chasing the dog around the house.
I think you are getting that vibe from the tonal shift at the end of the story. At least for me it read like a “Wow I’ve got the feels hardcore, but I can smell the ghost that about to happen” situation. So you do some outrageous act RomCom style. Never works…Damn you Hollywood.
How is that humanly possible? Do you travel a lot and turn it all in as a business expense or something? I’m at 41K and owe at least 2 bills every year WTF
You heard it hear first: Claire is Girl. She’s a robot host having reveries from a more ideal build that guests to Millennium World refused to accept because all physically attractive girls are basic.
they do wrinkle far too easily…I’m actually to the point where I buy distressed looking ones so that the wrinkling looks less hobo-ish…at least to me anyways, who knows what society thinks
Been saying the same thing for years. It’s a existential debate that can’t be answered (chicken v. egg). Technically, a cell begins dying as soon as it forms. So from the most technical definition any form of birth control can be argued is an abortion. Conversely, the first few weeks of pregnancy there is no difference between human and starfish embryos. This continues down the line with more complex organisms until a few weeks out when a human fetus differentiates from a chimpanzee fetus. So any point to pick out as a when a baby becomes a real live human with rights would be completely arbitrary.
I’m 32 and I don’t feel aged out. Was near legit for the past two and a half years while in a relationship. Been over for a couple weeks now and I haven’t had the urge to rage. However, spring is around the corner (that’s traditionally when I get what I like to call “the itch”).
Dude you couldn’t be more timely with this article. Just axed a 2 year long relationship (and we lived together). I tried to look past the stuff driving me nuts for months; ultimately I realized the bottom line is she wants refuses to accept that I don’t make enough for her to be Suzy Homemaker without major sacrifices. Anyway, I decided b4 Christmas but couldn’t bring myself to rip her heart out Temple of Doom style right b4 the holidays. My first time dumping someone as well, pretty sure I would rather get dumped…its brutal.
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Truer words never spoken my friend. I like to think that just happened to be one of those 4 or 5 times in a dudes life where he just falls into a hookup with very little to no effort. Its like the ghost poop of sex.
I was envisioning the scene in Dark Night Rises where Bane places his the back of his hand on dude’s shoulder and says, “Do you, feel, in control?”
Damn these sausage fingers! TGDAG…to whom it may concern, in my story, Sperry is named Huckleberry and I still have him because he bonded with me even though he was supposed to be hers (shocking he prefers to be cared for rather than be a convenient Instagram model).
Some kind of primate tendency left over from years of old. Did you wash your hands b4 entry? My money is on peanut fingers + pleasure juice = cool ranch. How else would they make the powder sprinkled over tortillas at Doritos HQ?
Speaking from personal experience, I feel like that moment of balls was the first crack in a long process for Todd to actually end it. TGDAF is scary how analogous it is to my ex… only there’s no rich daddy
I like to think regardless of how rich I had become, I would never spend that much money on plates. Maybe I could understand if it was an heirloom or antique…but everybody knows you don’t eat from the fine china, it’s decorative and is only removed once it gets broken from chasing the dog around the house.
I think you are getting that vibe from the tonal shift at the end of the story. At least for me it read like a “Wow I’ve got the feels hardcore, but I can smell the ghost that about to happen” situation. So you do some outrageous act RomCom style. Never works…Damn you Hollywood.
Accurate.
Somehow I’ve gone nearly 36 hours with either complete or one wipe ghost poops. I’m not sure if I should celebrate or be concerned.
Fuckin LA man, where its perfectly acceptable and even encouraged to dress like a theme party on the regular. What a time and place to be alive.
I hate you, I hate you, I don’t even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and nobody else but you.
-Silky Johnson
the only advantage to living in a small ass city is that you can actually meet them at the bar and have a shot at hooking up or dating one
I’ll acknowledge and respect the Spaceballs reference…But when will then be now???
How is that humanly possible? Do you travel a lot and turn it all in as a business expense or something? I’m at 41K and owe at least 2 bills every year WTF
I would vote fir 15 minute shorts like some of the shows on adult swim…or combine two posts into one half hour episode at a time
You heard it hear first: Claire is Girl. She’s a robot host having reveries from a more ideal build that guests to Millennium World refused to accept because all physically attractive girls are basic.
they do wrinkle far too easily…I’m actually to the point where I buy distressed looking ones so that the wrinkling looks less hobo-ish…at least to me anyways, who knows what society thinks
Been saying the same thing for years. It’s a existential debate that can’t be answered (chicken v. egg). Technically, a cell begins dying as soon as it forms. So from the most technical definition any form of birth control can be argued is an abortion. Conversely, the first few weeks of pregnancy there is no difference between human and starfish embryos. This continues down the line with more complex organisms until a few weeks out when a human fetus differentiates from a chimpanzee fetus. So any point to pick out as a when a baby becomes a real live human with rights would be completely arbitrary.
I’m 32 and I don’t feel aged out. Was near legit for the past two and a half years while in a relationship. Been over for a couple weeks now and I haven’t had the urge to rage. However, spring is around the corner (that’s traditionally when I get what I like to call “the itch”).
Dude you couldn’t be more timely with this article. Just axed a 2 year long relationship (and we lived together). I tried to look past the stuff driving me nuts for months; ultimately I realized the bottom line is she wants refuses to accept that I don’t make enough for her to be Suzy Homemaker without major sacrifices. Anyway, I decided b4 Christmas but couldn’t bring myself to rip her heart out Temple of Doom style right b4 the holidays. My first time dumping someone as well, pretty sure I would rather get dumped…its brutal.