Only time I’ve been in Texas was for spring break in South Padre. We wore Whataburger out. There almost a fight because I finished my order and killed another guy’s “delicious nugs of chicken” when he wasn’t looking because I was still hungry. 10/10
I’m glad you posted this. Almost any time I sign up for a giveaway I forget about until long after the drawing. I have this paralyzing fear that I will or have won something and not see it by the response deadline.
Many moons ago I tried to go the pure route. But multiple sushi dates buying the same Americanized rolls and having me try them corrupted me. I love the stuff so much now I’d consider myself a Sith Lord when it comes to the dark side of sushi.
I used to look forward to my bi-annual case of strep throat cause there was a blockbuster next to the doctor’s office. I would try to hold out for a Thursday checkup so I could get a new game and beat it over my 5 day weekend. I hate being an adult.
Downvote him all you want but he’s 100% correct. Any private business can ask you to leave at their own discretion; if they call law enforcement because you refuse, there is automatically probable cause to be arrested for trespassing. Incompliant with the responding officer? Now your obstructing an officer investigating a crime. You will be physically removed. Doesn’t mean you’ll be found guilty, or that you can’t be richer than astronauts after the lawsuit with the business. But it does mean you’ll be physically removed if you don’t comply with the officer. Don’t like it? Stop bitching at people doing their job based on the ruleset provided and contact your local legislature.
Agreed… Keeping with the stats analogy, you can step away from the mean without being an outlier. I like to stay within at most two standard deviations.
I used to caddy at Mystic Rock; they told us when the 84 Lumber Classic was there they would cut the course differently. Specifically the greens were rolling 2-3 times faster. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I assumed all courses did this.
Can’t say I’ve been to a course that would allow me to bring my dog…. then again I’ve never tried… is it just one of those just act like you own the pace situations, or are there actual courses that promote this?
Beware of year 2; your still in the honeymoon phase the truly aggravating quarks don’t show up for a while. And Duda, you may be an extroverted introvert. That’s exactly how I feel about social gatherings. Being on for long periods is emotionally exhausting, and I need to be in the mood and decently rested or ill just go through the motions.
I can see not many of you were bio or chem majors. If you’ve ever spent much time in the science department (which you spend the most of in those majors or you’ll end up a cop with a bio degree… for example) you wouldn’t even cringe much to this. By junior year, the average Joe in a science major is far closer to Sheldon on Big Bang than Joey from Friends. Likely is an awesome dude who would give you the shirt off his back, but is clueless when it came to girls. His last laugh will be your depression from observing the wealth he’s accumulated post grad, while you still eat Ramen and beans.
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Well technically he’s Jewish. Which is exactly why I enjoy the subtle humor in his comments.
Only time I’ve been in Texas was for spring break in South Padre. We wore Whataburger out. There almost a fight because I finished my order and killed another guy’s “delicious nugs of chicken” when he wasn’t looking because I was still hungry. 10/10
I’m glad you posted this. Almost any time I sign up for a giveaway I forget about until long after the drawing. I have this paralyzing fear that I will or have won something and not see it by the response deadline.
Girl would eat ~Paul alive
Is it bad I’m starting to look forward to the President’s hot takes on TGDAG almost as much as the column itself?
Is it really that far fetched he stumbled upon PGP one day using the StumbleUpon app? Its not completely impossible.
Late on the comments but you should consider a round of GoCleanse by Isagenix. I’ve lost 15 pounds and two belt notches since April 8.
Many moons ago I tried to go the pure route. But multiple sushi dates buying the same Americanized rolls and having me try them corrupted me. I love the stuff so much now I’d consider myself a Sith Lord when it comes to the dark side of sushi.
Fact of the day: DO NOT FLUSH CONDOMS. They clog your sewer line. Do you really want to have that moment with your local plumber?
Wish you shared the technique…only visual I’m getting is you Conan-ing the avocado like a small child squeezing the tooth paste from the middle.
I used to look forward to my bi-annual case of strep throat cause there was a blockbuster next to the doctor’s office. I would try to hold out for a Thursday checkup so I could get a new game and beat it over my 5 day weekend. I hate being an adult.
You would enjoy West Virginia Kiawah, same mentality… just replace state flags with WVU flags.
Stellar analogy
Downvote him all you want but he’s 100% correct. Any private business can ask you to leave at their own discretion; if they call law enforcement because you refuse, there is automatically probable cause to be arrested for trespassing. Incompliant with the responding officer? Now your obstructing an officer investigating a crime. You will be physically removed. Doesn’t mean you’ll be found guilty, or that you can’t be richer than astronauts after the lawsuit with the business. But it does mean you’ll be physically removed if you don’t comply with the officer. Don’t like it? Stop bitching at people doing their job based on the ruleset provided and contact your local legislature.
Agreed… Keeping with the stats analogy, you can step away from the mean without being an outlier. I like to stay within at most two standard deviations.
I used to caddy at Mystic Rock; they told us when the 84 Lumber Classic was there they would cut the course differently. Specifically the greens were rolling 2-3 times faster. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I assumed all courses did this.
Great column, stellar picture, I may have to recreate this if I decide to jump back into the app game
Can’t say I’ve been to a course that would allow me to bring my dog…. then again I’ve never tried… is it just one of those just act like you own the pace situations, or are there actual courses that promote this?
Beware of year 2; your still in the honeymoon phase the truly aggravating quarks don’t show up for a while. And Duda, you may be an extroverted introvert. That’s exactly how I feel about social gatherings. Being on for long periods is emotionally exhausting, and I need to be in the mood and decently rested or ill just go through the motions.
Damn straight, arguably the smartest dogs I’ve ever encountered. Mine is pretty much MacGyver with fur.
I can see not many of you were bio or chem majors. If you’ve ever spent much time in the science department (which you spend the most of in those majors or you’ll end up a cop with a bio degree… for example) you wouldn’t even cringe much to this. By junior year, the average Joe in a science major is far closer to Sheldon on Big Bang than Joey from Friends. Likely is an awesome dude who would give you the shirt off his back, but is clueless when it came to girls. His last laugh will be your depression from observing the wealth he’s accumulated post grad, while you still eat Ramen and beans.