Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP
My work spouse is starting to send me good morning texts. PGP
Stayed up three hours past my bed time last night. Woke up feeling hungover. I didn’t even drink last night. PGP
My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP
Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.
All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.
Nailed it.
When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.
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