1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.
Really bonding with Bill Simmons over having shitty coworkers. PGP.
All passive aggression everything. PGP.
I had a long argument with my girlfriend over a spam email from eHarmony last night. PGP.
Dick Perry is back and even more of a mess than ever.
Get a job, nerd. Also, probably fake. Also, most definitely hilarious.
I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.
We meet again, motion sensor restroom light switches. PGP.
The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.
I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.
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