Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

Black coffee. Black pants. Black laptop. Black pen. Black soul. PGP.

I haven’t spoken out loud to a single actual person today. PGP.

Weighing the price of attending a wedding against how much their friendship means to you. PGP.

Writing well thought out cover letters no one will ever read. PGP.