Will be in DC for a week this month and looking for things to do. Open to suggestions. Otherwise, I’ll likely just get shitfaced at the hotel bar, and that’s a sad, sad way to spend a week.
Have worked 14+hrs/day this week including Monday which was a federal holiday when my employer was technically closed. Real life: can I be a tenured professor with a masters?
Still not enough to keep me from getting sideways before a flight. Bring on the lightning. Disclaimer: writing this while halfway through my fourth Yeungling at ATL.
Will be in DC for a week this month and looking for things to do. Open to suggestions. Otherwise, I’ll likely just get shitfaced at the hotel bar, and that’s a sad, sad way to spend a week.
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Would give up a testicle to move in with Anna Kendrick.
So… you feel like you fought a kumquat?
Last full paragraph before “you’re welcome” gave me a boner. Is that weird?
Dude, put a spoiler alert on that shit next time. Fuck!
Sup?
Making PGP Great Again.
Nah, just been drinking too many Humplemakers.
This sound like the return of Gil to anybody else?
Have worked 14+hrs/day this week including Monday which was a federal holiday when my employer was technically closed. Real life: can I be a tenured professor with a masters?
Mending Daddy issues. Thanks for nothing, champ.
Snail-eating surrender monkeys.
Two observations:
1. Dillon has a very poor #humblebrag game.
2. As evidenced by the last picture, Will doesn’t look like a sock. He looks like a tube sock with a Paul Giamatti mask on it.
Great effort, poor execution. I much prefer a nice, steamy box of gorilla shit:
http://shitsenders.com
You’re welcome you heathens.
I sit aisle seat for a reason, Bucky.
Still not enough to keep me from getting sideways before a flight. Bring on the lightning. Disclaimer: writing this while halfway through my fourth Yeungling at ATL.
All in all, I thought 2016 was a pretty good year. I mean, aside from all the whining.
So she’s single now? Noted.
I take exception to labeling Hampton Inn as “low budget.” Their continental breakfast is satisfying, and the two-ply toilet paper is to die for.