My rich Aunt and Uncle are having a cookout at their new house, tomorrow afternoon. As the drunk cousin in the family, I will fulfill my duty of drinking a bunch of free beer and eat all the food I can.
Some girl I used to hook up with in college shared a link on Facebook of curriculum for teaching tolerance of diverse cultures to her middle schoolers. Like, what?
Bad take, non-surprise birthday parties are great, because usually girls are the only ones who actually throw them, because dudes don’t give a fuck about their own birthday, so there’s always lots of single girls there and food. Plus, getting drunk with your friends is fun.
Tebow casually playing minor league baseball for fun is awesome. It’s not his fault the sports media are a bunch of losers, who suck at their job, and cover everything he does, because they don’t have a TMZ esque Lebron story that day. Tebow is crushing it.
In my first postgrad apt, within two weeks, I got home from the bars at 3am and found one of my roommate’s visiting friends and a random girl passed out in my bed, butt ass naked. Good times.
If you live in a big city, there’s always someone’s friend who’s the out of towner. They either live across the country or in the suburbs, so there’s no reason to talk them because you’ll never see them again, unless it’s a single hot girl.
Yeah, taking your best friend’s girl, after he’s killed by the Nazis, is a breaking bro code. But Danny hooking up with her in parachutes is pretty chill.
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My rich Aunt and Uncle are having a cookout at their new house, tomorrow afternoon. As the drunk cousin in the family, I will fulfill my duty of drinking a bunch of free beer and eat all the food I can.
3. When you’re such a piece of shit, your ex is not even attracted to your gender, after they’re done dating you.
Some girl I used to hook up with in college shared a link on Facebook of curriculum for teaching tolerance of diverse cultures to her middle schoolers. Like, what?
Bad take, non-surprise birthday parties are great, because usually girls are the only ones who actually throw them, because dudes don’t give a fuck about their own birthday, so there’s always lots of single girls there and food. Plus, getting drunk with your friends is fun.
Like you should be talking.
Gotta respect Dan’s dedication to making gainz by having an entire chicken on his desk.
Tebow casually playing minor league baseball for fun is awesome. It’s not his fault the sports media are a bunch of losers, who suck at their job, and cover everything he does, because they don’t have a TMZ esque Lebron story that day. Tebow is crushing it.
There’s nothing more I’d rather waste my money on than getting drunk with my friends in fun places .
Chokers look hot as fuck.
Yo, you should, like, interrupt the ceremony, right before she says I do, and confess that you still have feelings for her.
Rushing and being a fraternity pledge at 23 would be a fucking nightmare.
In my first postgrad apt, within two weeks, I got home from the bars at 3am and found one of my roommate’s visiting friends and a random girl passed out in my bed, butt ass naked. Good times.
If you live in a big city, there’s always someone’s friend who’s the out of towner. They either live across the country or in the suburbs, so there’s no reason to talk them because you’ll never see them again, unless it’s a single hot girl.
Congrats on the sex, HungoverAF.
I can’t wait for you to take me to the bean, ncw78739! See ya at the airport at 9:30!
Yeah, taking your best friend’s girl, after he’s killed by the Nazis, is a breaking bro code. But Danny hooking up with her in parachutes is pretty chill.
The only thing I lose in Ubers is my dignity.
Writer’s username checks out.
Secretary of Defense: Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars. “It’s a trap”!
To be fair, this site is called Postgrad Problems.