It is pretty awesome though. I’d probably move there if there weren’t so many hippies and I had the balls to leave family and have to make a new circle of friends.
This sleep depriving weekend caused me to notice three hours into work, today, that I had toothpaste ALL over my lips. Thanks for the heads up, no one.
I don’t know. I only like it when they fight or check the shit of each other. I just like College Football, College Basketball, NFL, and MLB way more. I just love the video game to be honest, Chel for life.
At first, I thought this was going to be about chatbots taking over Bumble/Tinder. My first thought was how to hire a chatbot to talk to girls for me. Whatever I’m doing right now is NOT working.
Do you think if I keep commenting on Instagram models’ pictures, “you look so beautiful”, one of them will let me take them out to a nice seafood dinner, at red lobster, and call them the very next day?
You need more accepting friends. No better feeling then the praise I get from the squad, when i bring a surprise ice cold suitcase full of silver bullets for us to share.
I took an uber pool home at 1am on Saturday, when I knew I was too drunk to still be out. We picked up two older Muslim guys wearing matching white robes, I think that were worshipping, because they were outside with 15 other dudes wearing the exact same thing. The look of shame they gave me when they sat next to me. Like look at this dumb drunk smelly idiot, with his stupid shirt with pineapples all over it.
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Every time I go out drinking, the one thing I’m always guaranteed to sleep with is three bottle of Ice Mountain, lying next to me in bed.
Just for the love of God, don’t drink a mixed drink at a bar with a straw.
Traveling by yourself is very underrated.
Defries got his girlfriend by blaring his boombox, outside her bedroom window, at her parents’ house.
It is pretty awesome though. I’d probably move there if there weren’t so many hippies and I had the balls to leave family and have to make a new circle of friends.
This sleep depriving weekend caused me to notice three hours into work, today, that I had toothpaste ALL over my lips. Thanks for the heads up, no one.
I binge drink with friends, like we’re in college. Does that count?
Not having any hobbies. PGP.
I don’t know. I only like it when they fight or check the shit of each other. I just like College Football, College Basketball, NFL, and MLB way more. I just love the video game to be honest, Chel for life.
This happened to my buddy and he drank again the following night. PGPM?
At first, I thought this was going to be about chatbots taking over Bumble/Tinder. My first thought was how to hire a chatbot to talk to girls for me. Whatever I’m doing right now is NOT working.
They wear choker to work? That’s fucking hot.
I interviewed as a recruiter at a Staffing company for a first job after college. Every person was wearing one and starting pay was 30k, no thanks.
Will, you’re the Perez Hilton of PGP.
Congrats on the sex with girls who were just friends at first. That’s pretty chill.
So when does your episode air?
Do you think if I keep commenting on Instagram models’ pictures, “you look so beautiful”, one of them will let me take them out to a nice seafood dinner, at red lobster, and call them the very next day?
You need more accepting friends. No better feeling then the praise I get from the squad, when i bring a surprise ice cold suitcase full of silver bullets for us to share.
I took an uber pool home at 1am on Saturday, when I knew I was too drunk to still be out. We picked up two older Muslim guys wearing matching white robes, I think that were worshipping, because they were outside with 15 other dudes wearing the exact same thing. The look of shame they gave me when they sat next to me. Like look at this dumb drunk smelly idiot, with his stupid shirt with pineapples all over it.
Brunch followed by a booze cruise tomorrow. Can’t wait until I get to order pizza, afterwards.