My best friend made fun of the Aggies following our soul crushing complete break down. It took only one “I need you to stop talking” from me for him to realize how not okay that was.
Alright Chuck I got you here. Wear a tie, last wedding I went to my friend went open collar and that was the talk of the wedding. Drink as much as you can 45 minutes before so you get a nice heavy buzz but aren’t blackout during the ceremony. That’s all I got. Goodnight and good luck.
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They’ve left me dead inside. I don’t even have the capacity to be upset or disappointed by them anymore.
My best friend made fun of the Aggies following our soul crushing complete break down. It took only one “I need you to stop talking” from me for him to realize how not okay that was.
I mean… Anything can put you to sleep if you’re letting it.
Next stop: Joint Facebook!
I say “so are you guys on MySpace or…?” probably once a week
Looking at you, 98% of the University of Texas fan base.
How’s my favorite branch?
Micah stealing the show as usual
It was a Pentacostal wedding with no drinking at the reception and my entire private christian high school coaching staff present so… Pretty lame
I’m losing my god damn mind
Alright Chuck I got you here. Wear a tie, last wedding I went to my friend went open collar and that was the talk of the wedding. Drink as much as you can 45 minutes before so you get a nice heavy buzz but aren’t blackout during the ceremony. That’s all I got. Goodnight and good luck.
Same but last night I did Franzia again and I am a corpse.
See you in my nightmares, Rachel.
Dude going full scorched earth I love it.
22. “Hey what are you guys doing tonight? Nothing? Great do you mind babysitting the kids?”
I found my biggest complaint after my recent one was the loss of routine. Didn’t know what to do with myself lol
One and two are out since I live in the town I grew up in…
Netflix is basically saying “we’ll take away your favorite shows, what the fuck are you gonna do about it? Go to Hulu? WE OWN YOU”
I don’t know anyone who even entertains the idea of sleeping with the window open during the summer in Texas, I wouldn’t call that hatred.
Man being lactose intolerant really blows ass