Squints

An enthusiastic kid at heart, I'm passionate about properly taking care of my hairline, having an inappropriate amount of DVR series recordings, and pretending to be a beer snob. Still on my quest to find my irresistible lifeguard dream girl who can rock the one-piece bathing suit. Hit me up on MySpace.

Member Since 04/14/2015

A Letter To The Man I Was A Week Before Graduation

Dallas Weatherman Wins Twitter With Legit Homework Help

I’m Committing My Life To Never Peaking

The Office vs. Parks and Recreation: Who Had The Better Cast?

Angry Woman Selling House Under Claim Her Neighbor Is A “Douchebag”

Greek Yogurt Is Terrible, And If You Disagree, Come At Me

Thank god.

Seth Meyers Beautifully Explains Teen Slang

I Suck At Owning A Car

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP

Post Grad Problems

Then & Now: The “Wet Hot American Summer” Cast